If I was a dude I would want one of these please.

It's a wallet made from STAINLESS STEEL.

http://www.reverie-daydream.com/men_hommes.html

Houston Ship Channel

I found this on indiehouston.org.

Crazy Helena Bonham Carter Shoes

From Go Fug Yourself

I would like one of these please.

http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5135307

I would like one of these please.

I could never purchase these. I could make them myself. Will I? Probably not.
http://www.etsy.com/shop.php?user_id=5164135

Creepy orange salad.

This has probably been out forever and I am way behind but I think these are funny. They are weight watcher recipe cards from 1974.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

"Um, I guess this is a salad best enjoyed at the house of that one scary lady down the street who never leaves the house and talks to her knicknacks.
I showed this card to a friend who said, "What the hell's in that bowl-- bong water?!"
Is that why the ceramic animals are so drawn to it? Is it their magical pond?
Why have they gathered? What do they want? "