amazing.

I would like one of these please.

It's a cheese grater clock. Don't judge.
etsy is amazing

Nooooooooononononooooooo

I just feel emancipated right now.

I would like one of these please.

Muzzy!

I would like one of these please.

Beklina

found on TIGER BUTTER

almost unbearably adorable

machines

Once when I was a kid the phone rang and I thought it was a machine, so I hung up. It wasn't, and he called back and asked to speak to my mother. I didn't get in trouble, but I have never forgotten. Now at work, whenever I get a phone call and I think it is a machine, even if I am like 95% positive( I will never again be 100% positive) it is a machine, I always always ask "is this a machine?" before hanging up. It always is, but I think I will always ask...just in case it isn't.

why not

Nina Ricci

Mcqueen

McQueen YESSSS

Lanvin

Balmain NEED JACKET NEED NEED

Givenchy OVER IT

Gaultier HATE

Dior

Balenciaga

Harper's Bazaar

I would like one of these please.

but only if it has a rear facing seat.

This came in the mail at work today.

I kind of have a crush on Al, the united states postal service "shipping expert." I think little miss ugly blouse does too. This picture makes me laugh. I wish I could get paid to stand there and make cheesy faces while someone takes a picture of me. I love you Al!

This came in the mail at work today.

This bothers and delights me at the same time.